TrustMeBro

Robert Must

Null Pointer LLC. Sysadmin. Deprecated.

About

Divorced, caffeinated, occasionally wrong. I fix servers nobody cares about and explain Bitcoin to people who don't want to hear it. Three addresses, zero subscriptions. The internet was a promise. They turned it into a surveillance mall. I'm just here to remind you what tools you still have. TrustMeBro is ironic. Mostly.

Stack

Infra

Linux Debian nginx Docker Ansible

Security

Tor WireGuard GPG Nmap Metasploit

Bitcoin

Core Lightning Nostr BTCPay Coldcard

Languages

bash Python C SQL

Privacy

Tails Whonix Signal SimpleX

Locations

Prague Varkani Berlin

Exploits

6mo ago

EUid bypass

Circumvented mandatory EU Digital Identity wallet verification on three separate service providers. Documented, not disclosed.

offensive

1yr ago

BTCPay silent deploy

Deployed a BTCPay instance for a network of independent sex workers across Central Europe. Zero KYC, zero downtime, 144 days running.

infrastructure

2yr ago

Nostr relay, Varkani

Operated a private Nostr relay from a farmhouse in the Georgian countryside. 21 nodes connected at peak. Still running.

infrastructure

3yr ago

Corporate leak audit

Identified and reported a persistent data exfiltration vector in a Fortune 500 sysadmin environment. Fixed quietly. No CVE filed at client request.

ethical

5yr ago

CCC Berlin infrastructure

Contributed to network hardening at the Berlin squat. Still a resident. Still arguing about routing tables at 4 AM.

community

Hemingway's way

Haven, or not.

Stories from a deprecated Sysadmin. Published on Stacker.News.

Prologue. Prague, 2:17 AM.

live

The Berlin call.

soon

Varkani.

pending

What she knew.

pending

Unknown address.

pending

nostr: npub12nx5pjy8xg9avvgmdrmvq8wuj2rrla4gwpdx4r23gpsdavnnw6mqlmgxn7